OK...so one of my dreams of being skinny is sitting on the toilet and not having all the blubber fall over the sides of the toilet seat. Well this morning...my dream was just getting on the toilet seat. We are told to drink 60% of our weight in water. So I am floating a boat drinking 144 oz every day. So we have been working out we are sore as you know what...and my Jesus....the clock goes off and I have to roll out of the bed (no jumping out for me) I have to pee so bad!! I literally crawl to the toilet. I just know I am going to pee all over myself. I finally get there and guess what...I can't bend. The muscles in my legs alone are laughing at me. I tried so hard...took me a while but finally got down low enough just to get that morning pee relief. So I figure....by the time I stand up it will be time to just pee again. So I sit there!! LOL!! I did not want to go through that harsh pain again. I eventually did get up I had to go work out....but just to let you know...WORKING OUT...is the only thing that got me off that toilet.
3 comments:
I love that video! That is freakin HILARIOUS!!!
Great Blog! I would have laughed, but it hurts too bad!
OMG! I woke up and saw you crawling to the toilet! I was walking in my sleep I believe but now I know it wasn't a dream!
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